After the “Bernie Sanders in a Chair” meme took off, a woman in Texas named Tobey King made a crochet doll of it that went viral online.  So she decided to auction it off for charity this week, and it sold for just over 20 GRAND.  Then eBay matched it, so it raised over 40 grand for charity.  All the money is going to Meals on Wheels.  (She’s also selling the pattern on Etsy for $5.)………..A guy in Leland, NC was on his way to work when he hit two deer in his new car.  And he was so angry, he went straight home and got back in bed.  But then he woke up later . . . checked his Mega Millions ticket from the drawing the night before . . . and realized he’d won $2 MILLION…….And finally……..