A 53-year-old woman in England says getting a boob job saved her life.  Two weeks after her surgery last year, she was taking the bandages off when she felt a lump, and it was cancer.  Luckily, she caught it early before it spread…….. A 93-year-old lottery winner in Ontario, Canada doesn’t have to worry about money anymore after a ticket he bought hit for a million bucks.  He says he plans to share some of the money with his caregivers……And finally…………. 

A guy in Texas immediately proposed to his girlfriend after finding her engagement ring in tornado rubble.  Their house was destroyed, so he told her about the ring.  And an entire junior college softball team showed up to help look. One of them found it under two inches of dirt, and he got down on one knee.  His girlfriend has been waiting SEVEN YEARS for him to propose, and joked that it was “about [effing] time.”  (Here’s a video.) He thanked the softball team and joked that, quote, “When you tell 20 girls someone is going to get engaged if they find a ring, they are going to find it.”