Here’s a good one for National Taco Day:  A couple in California recently got back from a trip overseas, and the wife wanted tacos.  While her husband was getting food from a taco truck, he decided to stop at a gas station across the street . . . bought a lottery ticket . . . and it hit for $1 million……………. Two idiots in Oakland, California recently tried to carjack a man in broad daylight.  But two random guys with sticks ran in and started beating on the carjackers’ car until they drove off.  It turned out the two guys work at a karate school across the street from where it happened…………And finally………… 

A 17-year-old Ohio girl named Megan Krafty missed her senior homecoming dance to have a brain tumor removed.  So the hospital she was in . . . Cleveland Clinic . . . threw another homecoming dance just for her and her boyfriend. The best news is she’s done with rehab and doing great.  Her hometown also threw her a homecoming parade when she got back last month.